Wish Wrecker

Here, you make a wish. And it will get wrecked. Don't count your lucky stars, honey.

I.E,
Billy: I wish for a unicorn that poops rainbows.
Nepeta: Granted, but it gets rabies and eats you.

:3 Good enough? I shall start.

I wish for epic pink watermelons.

Granted, but when their there you realize they aren't that epic at all.
I wish I didn't have finals.

Granted but then you fail and have to repeat the year with double finals.

I wish that my holiday will never end

Granted, but you get wrinkles because time passes faster.

I wish I had a chance at love. ^-^

Granted, but then it ends up the person was cheating on you the whole time.
I wish i didn't have math

Granted, but you never get a job.

I wish Once Upon A Time had two seasons eue

Granted, but the last episode is never made.

I wish there were no spiders.

Granted, but then bugs overpopulate and take over the world.
I wish two of my friends would stop fighting all the time.

Granted, but they die.
I wish I didn't have to go the Pony Club eue

Granted, instead all of the people and ponies at the Pony Club come to you and sleep/eat/poop in your room

I wish I could just skip over my exams and get 100% in everything

Granted, but you have to take double the exams next year.
I wish I had some cookies.

Granted but they are over two months old and not only taste yucky but give you food poisoning

I wish I had superpowers

granted but you cant control them and therefore you do not make a superhero.

I wish I could be home already

Granted, but then you have to move.
I wish I was done with finals all ready.